You can feel the frigid terror of the Democrats as Ron DoomSantis stalks the American political scene, wreaking havoc on the vile mortals who nip at his ankles, including President Asterisk. The venerable, decrepit pervert might have thought he was being sly when a reporter asked him about Lord Huge from Florida asking in response, “Governor Who?” Of course, the question was whether this pap-addicted Matlock superfan was trying to play into the hands of the competition or whether he genuinely had no idea who the reporter was talking about when DeSantis replied, “I’m not surprised Biden doesn’t remember me. The question is, what else has he forgotten?Great idea to turn your diss gambit into a major self-criticism, Crusty.
The media is doing everything they can to squeeze DeSantis before he becomes unstoppable through a combination of competence and lack of concern. So suddenly, according to the regime’s licensed media, Florida has become a smoldering wasteland of hackers, dying victims of Governor Grim Reaper. Except DeSantis was there promoting the vaccine – for the people who want it – and the whole “DeSantis is anti-vaxxer” thing kind of contradicts the previous narrative of how DeSantis colluded with gigantic donors to monopolize the vaccine to line their pockets. Pro-Tip, Lil’ Goebbels Gang – you should at least try to be consistent with your lies. After all, not everyone is as stupid as your Democratic voters.
Why is DeSantis immune to their slings and arrows? Not caring is a gigantic part of that. On some level, Trump still wants to be accepted by the elite—which is why he continues to amaze us by giving interviews to lowlifes like Maggie Haberman and Bob Woodward, even as they treat him like a Boy Scout trying to earn his Lincoln Project badge.
Not DeSantis. He doesn’t care. He’s not about mean tweets. He’s about ripping their throats out by doing things that make them cry.
He is the future, and the future will be painful, liberals.
This is what is coming, so get ready for mindless articles about how “DeSantis is worse than Trump!” And, unlikely, they will be right.
DeSantis has learned the lessons of Donald Trump. Bad tweets were great six years ago, when the president was descending the escalator. But as Alinsky has observed, anything that goes on too long gets uninteresting. DeSantis understands that the base wants results, promises kept, and a conservative awakening. Just talking the talk isn’t enough—we demand that our politicians do it. Trump’s greatest successes have come when he’s kept his promises—indeed, he’s kept more than anyone had any right to expect. And we need to know that our standard-bearer knows the time—that is, he instinctively understands that this is a freedom-versus-subjugation scenario in which our enemies want us disenfranchised, disarmed, and sometimes dead.
DeSantis, with the DNA of a honey badger, is relentless killer conservative activism. And all the liberal tears just roll off him.
He’s not the only conservative. Some understand this instinctively—Ric Grenell comes to mind. So does former national security adviser Robert O’Brien. Others are drawn to DeSantis’s America First gravitas. The Greg Abbots of this world might not be as aggressive if not for Florida’s example, but they understand that there are only two kinds of Republicans now—our kind and the kind condemned to the cruise-ship circuit. Choose a side, us or Ahoy.
These are the losers, those who fell away in the great march to victory. Star *sale approved by the Ace Administration! Hutchinson he has dedicated himself entirely to earning, through drooling obedience, a seat on the Walmart board. When he fails to adhere to the Official Narrative that boys pretending to be girls are girls, he complains that his legislature won’t let him please his masters by decreeing that all Arkansas residents participate in a pandemic performance of mandatory mask-wearing. Asa! will certainly earn his cookie and cash. Look for him on MSNBCNN, where he explains how True Conservatives™ are utterly scandalized by these uncouth barbarians like DeSantis, with their masculinity and refusal to conform. “That’s not who we are!” they sob.
And then there’s Kristi!Noem, who hilariously thinks she’s still a competitor after her own transgender fiasco, in which the idiots who advise her decided the best way to solve the problem was to tell those protesting her complete reversal of her promise to protect girls’ sports that they’re just too stupid to understand how her betrayal was actually a complete endorsement, somehow. She’s more tone-deaf than the guys from Nickelback – she’s just attended a fundraiser with John Boehnerif you can believe it. What, Paul Ryan was busy? And she’s blowing away other clueless Republicans – Jane Timken just detonated her Ohio Senate campaign accepting the endorsement of Jeb from South Dakota.
Please applaud as Kristi! continues to drag her feet, thinking she has a chance and taking potshots at DeSantis for disobeying the Chamber of Commerce. It won’t assist. She’s finished. When the going got tough, she caved to the establishment. She was disqualified. No appeals. No second chances. If Kristi! wants to serve the conservative movement over her own ambition, she can still do so – as a cautionary tale of what happens when you sell us out to your corporate donors.
And the less said about Nikki! Haley the better. She’s just a few lost primaries and a spoonful of resentment towards us wokecons away from becoming Liz Cheneys’ Mitt Romneys.
In 2024, it will be Trump again, or DeSantis, or someone else who is tough. But it will not be a crushing. It is a time of sifting, people. Chaff, away with you – we want wheat. If you are not with us fully, through bulky and gaunt, despite the media whining and the nitpicking of the scoundrels, you are finished. The end. The end of history.
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