All the clever people have told us that next year’s Senate map will be tough for Republicans, but liberal dreams are difficult to root out. They’ve already resigned from the House, and Nancy Pelosi is about to make a progressive wave in the form of a $3.5 trillion budget kaiju that will treat purple district Democrats like Godzilla treated Tokyo. The idiocy of the vaccine mandate will discourage everyone who hasn’t had the vaccine, and most of us who have. Inflation it’s 8.3 percent more than a year ago, so it’s no surprise that polls show the President* is about as popular as a horny redneck at a recreational kayaking convention.
But they insist they can hold the Senate. Yes, this is good news, they say. But there is no good news. There is only pain.
And you know this because Adam Laxalt is running in Nevada.
Now Ohio has always looked good with candidates like the woke J.D. Vance, Josh Mandel and Bernie Moreno. And things were going to be tough in Pennsylvania, but my buddy Sean Parnell just got Trump’s endorsement in this disappointing state, bought Joe Biden a lobster dinner and got a kiss on the cheek for his trouble. But no one saw Nevada on their radar as being occupied by… oh man, who is occupying that space? Which wallpaper senator currently holds this seat? The fact that no one knows or cares which totally and completely credible Schumer-voting mediocrity is attacking this place right now is kind of the point.
Enter Adam Laxalta member of a notable political family from Nevada, closely related to Ronald Reagan, who has a history of winning seats in the Slot Machine State. But he wouldn’t have gotten in if he hadn’t smelled political blood in the water. And there are plenty of buddies, thanks to our incredibly inept president, The Godfather III.
We were promised there would be no more Covid. We have more Covid-19.
We were promised no fines. We got tickets. And stupid masks.
We were promised that we would get out of Afghanistan. We have “America Held Hostage 2.0.”
We were promised that the economy would come back. Well, the economy is back, except it was Herbert Hoover’s economy – just wait until the stock market crashes next year. Invest in gold. And lead, if you can find it.
We were not promised $5 gas. We’ve got gas, OK – we’re getting the full-bodied, aromatic version of Swalwell.
So any Democrat running for Senate in a state not in the throes of far-left psychosis has a formidable challenge in President Asterisk, akin to a marathon runner carrying Brian Stelter, who is a potato, on his back. As a Democrat, you can say whatever you want, run all the ads about how Trump is literally Hitler and how the Texas abortion law is the biggest problem in history, and it all still comes down to you being a reliable rubber stamp for this policy preferences of who the hell is behind the scenes manipulating our animatronic CEO.
So whoever the hell the Nevada senator running for re-election in 2022 is right now has a gigantic, senile problem on his doorstep named “Joe.” Nevada is a purple state that has been experimenting with Democrats for some time now, like a sophomore in the Connecticut suburb of Wellesley experimenting with gender identity xir. He may come out of there as a blue-haired weirdo with piercings, but it’s more likely that he’ll go through a library curiosity phase and graduate from college, get married, and buy an SUV to take his kids to soccer. This means he will choose normality.
Adam Laxalt is the voice of this blessed normality. He has a normal family. His pronouns are normal. He is the candidate of normality, not permapandemic, CRT, open borders, defunding the police, and climate cultism.
However, there is also something unusual about it. He is ex-military. And his roommate in the Navy was… Ron DeSantis. You know, the next president? Governor DeSantis gave Adam his blessing. Trump will do it too, and he should – he owes Adam a lot. After all, I met Adam when he was fighting a battle in Las Vegas, when I got there after the rigged elections. He knows the outcome, he knows the state, and although this fight failed – I blame the national GOP for its inexcusable failure to prepare for an election battle – I saw how Adam fought tirelessly for the integrity of the election. He still is, although others want to move on – Adam recently got into a chat with some journalists of the regime who were furious because he refused to concede and pretended that the elections were as tidy as snow. Adam has the unique ability to take up the necessary fight again next year, this time (hopefully) with some support from the national party.
Adam understands. He knows what time it is and it’s time to fight. There won’t be any softness or ineptitude – he’s full of feck. Adam Laxalt is exactly the man we need in the Senate and exactly the kind of candidate who can bring a state like Nevada into play. After all, he had already won a statewide race.
His main opponent is a legal war hero wounded in battle. If elected, he would probably vote the right way most of the time. Now the “if” is the tricky part. He lost the race elsewhere and moved to Nevada. He doesn’t know the area. In a battle like this, we need a guy with a deep and clear understanding of the political battlespace. No one can compare to Adam’s experience – he’s a buddy, but I’m not sentimental when it comes to politics. Adam is the right guy because he is the reliable conservative who has the best chance of winning.
And the other guy, well, he didn’t wake up. I don’t like quoting junk media, but here it is: “When asked twice whether he believed there was widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election, Brown did not provide a clear answer. “It’s not something I want to focus on,” he said. “It means that we are once again looking back at the events that are behind us, and I want to look to the future…” He said people face bigger problems than election processes and results…” (Las Vegas Review-Journal, 27/08/21)
Well, no and no. There is no major problem, but there was fraud. I saw it. The first night we found a dead guy who was voting. So there was fraud. Like the proverbial woman who says, “OK, I guess I’d sleep with a guy for a million dollars,” the question isn’t really who she is, but only the amount.
You can’t be a competitive candidate for GOP senator in one of the election integrity contested states if you don’t acknowledge that voter fraud is a problem. This is disqualifying.
We must absolutely focus on winning and winners. The map is opening, people. We have a chance here with a completely incompetent dingus in the White House who spent the next 18 months screwing things up. In the former Prussian army, officers were assessed on two axes – competence and aggressiveness. The best combination was competent and aggressive. The worst, incompetent and aggressive.
Here’s the President* – rarely have we had a president this bad, one who was so deeply committed to being terrible. He and his congressional buddies are going to push through something in the reconciliation process that will be a disaster, but there will be other disasters as well. But they won’t stop. They won’t hesitate. They’re going to be as terrible as a metal pedal, which is bad for the country, but great for our chances. This week we’ll have a preview of displacement in neighboring California. If the withdrawal goes through – I give it 40 percent – it will be an earthquake. But if it’s close, like a 5-10 percent loss in a state that went to Biden by about 30 percent, that’s also an indicator. And if this passes and Larry Elder wins (I think Larry will probably win if he gets past the recall) – wow.
Imagine Biden standing before an all-GOP Congress. Think about how librarians’ heads will explode when they like candidates Adam Laxaltin states they thought were sheltered, pull back. And think how we will laugh.
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