Now that most Senate races are decided, you can expect the regime’s media to start with the latest narrative that we can’t win and that the red tide will degenerate into a flaccid humiliation like a Bulwark employee in the backseat at the prom. But it’s all a lie. We’ll be wiping the floor with these suckers in November.
Yes, the Democrat zillionaire corps is flooding liberal candidates’ coffers with money. No, some of our Republican Party candidates do not meet the stringent standards of the mainstream media and the disgruntled liberal wine women who watch them. But none of them are just terrible, and money isn’t everything. Fetterman’s 400th ad, titled “He, He, Dr. Oz Lived in New Jersey,” will cost a fortune to air, but will not make a noticeable improvement over the 399th Heart Attack Shrek ad.
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What matters is that gas costs $6 a gallon. What matters is that parents are tired of little Jimmy coming home from his unionized public school and announcing that he is now Stacy and that his damn penis is a tool of white supremacy. What matters is that about half of Latino Americans simply don’t get this nonsense and treat Democrats’ demographic wishes like Eric Swalwell treats his boxer shorts.
For the next hundred days, until the general election, you will hear nothing from the regime’s media except that the GOP is doomed, dying and that’s it. It’s psychological surgery, and it’s shoddy. But that’s all they have. Democrats know that unless they disappoint us and demoralize us into submission, they are well on their way to an electoral wrecking ball. This is why you will see the MSM poll saying our candidates just can’t win. Don’t believe in anything. Remember the one from 2020 showing Trump losing by 17 points in Wisconsin? If you believe any polls, I have a gently used unicorn for sale – his name is Chet and he likes long walks and interpretive dancing.
We can’t let them bring us down. We got it. It’s not just a conversation. The correlation of forces favors us. History tells us that midterm elections are almost always a celebration of the defeat of the party in power. And if you combine historical trends with a president whose policies are political monkeypox, you get a red tsunami. Of course, some candidate from Durwood who maybe is a witch, hears voices, or likes to tie up his girlfriends in the basement and get caught could certainly screw things up. But we seemed to have avoided them this time. All our people have to do to win the Senate majority is not actively screwing up.
Let’s run through some races, shall we?
Arizona has Blake Masters, who is teenage and intelligent, not figurative puppy play – thank you dog grooming weirdos in San Francisco for forcing me to find out what this is – Chuck Schumer’s beloved Mark Kelly toy. Barkey Mark obeys his master and always votes for Democrats. There’s no maverick here – he’s pro-gun, and that’s not what Arizona is about. Masters should do what all GOP candidates do – focus on gas prices, inflation, crime, the border and the fact that there are men and there are women, and nothing else. If that happens, Masters will likely win.
Missouri drafted the right Eric – Schmitt. Thank God the voters of the Show Me State showed the door to the bondage boy because Eric Greitens was the only candidate who could have lost this race. His act of perversion and corruption would make him prey here in California, but such things don’t apply in America. If Schmitt can get through Election Day without getting caught dressing up like a fool with someone named “Ms. Dominique,” he could run. By the way, I spent some time with him – he’s a intelligent cat, and his legal attacks on CRT and trans idiocy as Attorney General are excellent.
In Ohio, the media is still trying to make Tim Ryan a reality. It won’t happen. He is a servant of Pelosi and everyone knows it. The Buckeye State has had enough of this stuff. JD Vance has it right in his hands. Let the Democrats keep throwing money at this pipe dream. They might as well set him on fire. We keep the place in Ohio. I talked to JD – he has a lot of grounding and won’t “grow in the office” like many DC sims.
And we take the one in Nevada. My buddy Adam Laxalt is going to destroy the nameless Democrat non-entity currently holding this position. I worked with Adam in Las Vegas after the 2020 election and this guy is an Energizer bunny. No one works harder, no one is more focused. Adam was a Navy officer, which I don’t hold against him, and he roomed with a guy named Ron DeSantis. Besides being a Republican and a personal friend, he is exactly the man we want in the Senate.
I supported another Gulf War veteran, David McCormick, for election in Pennsylvania. Now, like David, I fully and enthusiastically support Dr. Oz. The Doctor’s hit is that he’s off the grid and doesn’t do anything. Nonsense. My friend Salena Zito, who knows more about Pennsylvania than the Bulwark staff knows about its failures, tells me that Dr. Oz is networking and building the GOP brand with constant appearances across the state. His opponent, socialist ogre John Fetterman, is a physical mess and cannot campaign; hopes to replicate Biden’s 2020 “Hide Him and Hope” plan and win with malicious tweets. But this awkward Bolshevik can’t hide the fact that he would vote against Bernie Sanders by banning fracking, banning guns, and letting dudes pretending to be girls in locker rooms with real girls. Dr. Oz will win. Also David McCormick for Senate in 2024.
In Georgia, Herschel Walker did a fantastic job of responding with class to liberals’ racist attacks on him, proving once again that the only concentration of racists in America is in the blue enclaves where people watch MSNBCNN. I think we need really decent people in Washington who love not only America but also Americans. And I think that Georgians – now that they have reformed their electoral law – will show that they do it too in November.
We’ve got some baked-in wins. Budd will win in North Carolina. Marco Rubio will win Florida – I saw him speak at the recent Ron DeSantis/Florida GOP Sunshine Summit and he is much better, he is both likeable and grounded.
There are also a few long shots, Tiffany Smiley in Washington and Joe O’Dea in Colorado. I’m not convinced that any of them have as good a chance as the media makes them believe. There is also a chance of winning in New Hampshire, although the nomination has not been announced yet. Low Democratic turnout, motivated Republicans, and arrogant Latin American voters unwilling to sign up to perpetual Democratic servitude mean a fighting chance. If we can go further and win in Vermont too, it will be the Red Apocalypse.
Looking at the numbers, we see that we could realistically win 56 seats in the Senate. And with 56 potential votes for Mitch McConnell to play with, puffballs like Murkowski (“a Republican” who may just be replaced by a real Republican) and Miracle Whip Mitt will be redundant. This means that in 2024 we will have a filibuster-proof majority. Imagine that, especially when there is someone in the White House ready to break the hearts and heads of Democrats.
Ahhhhhhh. I need a cigarette and a hug just thinking about it. Let the media lie. She’ll be crying soon.
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