Auditions January 6, Day 900: Nothing novel.
Apparently, White House adviser Pat Cipillone – who we heard was the Rosetta Stone of the whole anti-Trump case – did not support saintly White House adviser Cassidy Hutchinson.
Among the shocking claims Hutchinson made two weeks ago was this alleged exchange between her boss, Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and Cipollone:
Cipollone: ”Mark, rioters have reached the Capitol. We need to meet with the president now.”
Meadows: “He doesn’t want to do anything”
Cipollone: ”Something has to be done or someone will die and it will be on your fucking hands. They are literally calling for the vice president to be hanged.”
Meadows: “You heard, Pat, he thinks Mike deserves it.”
Cipollone: ”This is crazy.”
The onion MUST TEST! The onion MUST TEST!
Well, Cipollone testified last Friday, and the biggest revelation is that he thought Trump should accept the election results.
Yes, and so does everyone else within a five-mile radius of the White House – except Sidney Powell, Michael Flynn, and former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne.
Yes, it’s embarrassing that on December 18, Trump had a meeting with these lunatics where he announced that he was going to appoint Powell as a “special counsel” to investigate the theft of the election.
Name a day of Trump’s presidency where he was there NO say something stupid. Name a day since the election when you didn’t know Trump was listening to election conspiracy theorists.
I don’t know why liberals roll their eyes at Powell’s crazy theories about the election. As far as I understand, she claims that the voting machines were rigged by Iran, China, and possibly Hugo Chavez, and has other completely credible and not at all crazy claims.
Hey, does anyone remember the Diebold voting machine conspiracy theory?
According to solemn, prominent and respected Democrats, in 2004 Diebold rigged voting machines in Ohio to flip votes from Kerry to Bush. Without Ohio, Bush would have lost the election.
Among the places where Diebold’s conspiracy theory was strongly argued were:
Some An 8,000-word article by Michael Shnayerson in the April 2004 issue of Vanity Fair;
2800 words article by Christopher Hitchens in Vanity Fair in March 2005;
Bobby Kennedy Jr.’s “Disclosure” in Rolling Stone magazine, June 15, 2006.
The gist of this, to the extent that any conspiracy theory can be boiled down to its “bottom,” is that the CEO of Diebold, the company that provided some of Ohio’s voting machines, was a Bush supporter. Additionally, one of the computer software engineers who tested the software “donated $25,000 to the Republican National Committee in 2000.”
Diebold’s conspiracy theory was truly idiotic refuted IN Showroom magazineof all places. This is a publication containing articles about anal sex and pollution on Mars.
Yet, during the official count of Electoral College votes in 2004, Senator Barbara Boxer of California and Republican Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Ohio: he objected to read Ohio’s votes, requiring both houses to return to their chambers and discuss Ohio’s results for two hours before returning to complete the count.
Thirty-one Democrats in the House, he opposed the counting of Ohio’s votes; one Senate member objected. (Guess who?)
There was even a book called “Was the 2004 Presidential Election Stolen?” by Steven F. Freeman and Joel Bleifuss. (Spoiler alert: You’re damn right it was stolen!) Their evidence was that the exit polls showed Kerry ahead, so to hell with the actual results on Election Day.
The real fraud in the 2020 election – and in every other election in recent memory – was not that Iran, China or Chavez tampered with our voting machines. This was not the vote harvesting allegedly exposed in Dinesh D’Souza’s film ‘2000 Mules’. This is what liberals did before our eyes.
Democrats have what they call “unmotivated voters.” As such, they need battalions of Get Out the Vote activists to ferret out the bored and inactive. (Yes, the same marginalized people whom liberals claim have their lifelong dreams of voting thwarted by the GOP’s “voter suppression” plans cannot afford to get out of bed on Election Day.)
For years, Democrats lured voters to the polls with free rides, box lunches and walking money, even a wheelchair if necessary. Volunteers provide voters with detailed, children’s instructions regarding: Exactly how to fill out your ballots. Fortunately, unionized government workers have plenty of time to “organize” voters.
Without this kind of military-style operation, the day after the election, Democrats will discover that half of their voters overslept and forgot to vote.
Therefore, COVID was like manna from heaven for the left. This was the perfect excuse to make a demand even more time for volunteers to round up the uninterested. No-excuse absentee ballots, absentee ballots, drop boxes, months of early voting – all of it: Democrats with an advantage.
Until Republicans stop being pushovers and shut up All postal voting, All early voting, All dropping boxes and passing a federal law requiring ONE DAY, a NATIONAL HOLIDAY, to be voted on (which is entirely within Congress’s constitutional authority), Democrats have a gigantic, unfair advantage. This is not a scam. It’s being smarter than Mitch McConnell.
